Wednesday, January 8, 2003

Everyone needs their own blanket (1/8/2003)

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GREAT COMPANY NAME
"Old Punjab Towing Company"

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GOT MILK?
I can't stress enough the importance of calcium in everyone's diet. I
don't
want to see ANY of you with brittle bones or curved spines just because
you
were too lazy to take some supplements, drink your milk or eat
mighty-greens. A New York Times article below (see asterisk * line)
for
more information.

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This week's horoscopes are dedicated to:
>> People who say, "Yahoo!"
>> Jen Brown, welcome back!

Friday, January 3, 2003

Purty chickens (1/3/2003)

Late again. Can't help it. I am drained from this year's holidays.
The
Year of the Horse has been a bitch for me and other Rats. I can't wait
for
it to end! Of course, you Horses out there, ride out the year with a
bang!

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This week's horoscopes are dedicated to:
>> Sunita, Hostess with the Mostest
>> Sally and Todd, congrats on the engagement!
>> Lori, great seeing you!