Thursday, March 27, 2003

Out of space, out of mind (3/27/2003)

You know, in my mind, I sent this email out. I even had a witty comment to make about NYC, but I forgot it and to send this out. Next time.

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This week's horoscopes go out to:

> Ann, what would I do if I didn't know what you ate for lunch today?
> Jen and Graham, what a long strange trip it was. Let's do it again.
> Mom and Dad, thanks for only mentioning getting married once in four days.
> Bob and Russell, I hope Venice wasn't too wet!
> Kate and Abby, it was so great seeing you!

Wednesday, March 19, 2003

Grey skies are going to clear up! (3/19/2003)

ANAL ALERT:

So, have you started hoarding duct tape, can goods and batteries? Personally, I think that all of these items should be staples in every home in America anyway (except for the duct tape. It seems to me that you either need lots of rolls of duct tape for a project or you will never use it at all). Maybe because I grew up in a state where hurricanes are known to blow through four months out of twelve. We always had a hurricane/emergency kit of sorts at home. So, I guess I find it strange that people are running out now to get flashlights and radios. Isn't it common sense to have candles, can goods and a can opener at home? I can understand if you don't have plastic sheeting (or if you do, no judgments here), but can goods? Come on! Of course, I probably think this way because I am anal. But you wait and see - who are you going to call in case of an emergency? That's right...

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I leave for Florida tomorrow. Wish me luck.

Friday, March 14, 2003

Say AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (3-14-2003)

Hi all - sorry for the lateness. As some of you know from my bellyaching, I have been out sick with a stomach virus. So, officially, I have been sick for SIX WEEKS. For those who are counting (and there will be prizes*), I have had Revenge from Mexico, bronchitis and this virus. I don't think I can take more of these body fluid issues. And this past illness is the first time in a while that I projectile vomited. I know, I share too much - but I share, because I CARE. :-) The body is amazing though. It doesn't want something, it tries damn hard to get rid of it. And it gives you warning signs along the way too. I could elaborate, but I have shared
too much.

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This week's horoscopes go out to:

Michelle E, bon voyage!
Mike and Jen, thanks for answering the phone!

Wednesday, March 5, 2003

Are those your feet hanging out the window? (3-5-2003)

Rain, rain, stay all day,
We want winter to go away
It's warmer when there is spray
So rain, rain, stay all day

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I now officially hate table tennis and ping pong balls. And AOL.

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This week's horoscopes are dedicated to:

>> Sunita, Happy Belated Birthday!
>> Lori, Congratulations on running the LA Marathon!
>> Michelle E., thanks for listening
>> Jen B., have a good flight and bon chance!