Horoscope Email: Extreme Bathroom Edition! (12/17/05)

This email is late.

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Gobi -- what's the story? Girl or boy? Panama or Canada? You there?

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My parents got a bidet. And it's not just any bidet. Theirs is the
BioBidet 500, which has a seat warmer (high and low temps), water temp
gauge, front and back wash, and self cleaning action! It's the most
wonderful thing in the world.

http://www.biobidet.com/BB500%20The%20Ultimate%20Bidet.htm

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This week, there has been media coverage of another bidet on the
market, called The Swash. See? Bidets are SWASHING the market!

http://www.brondell.com/Swash-600-400.php4

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Also in bathroom news, my friend Annie told me about the dual flush
toilets she encountered in Australia. This is SUCH a great idea!!!!
Dual flush toilets run on the theory that pee only takes a little
flushing whereas poo takes an almighty flush to expunge its foul self.
A dual flush uses less water and is just too smart for words. My
theory as to why it hasn't hit it big in America is because people in
America are stupid and ignorant.


And my god! The marriage of both worlds: dual flush AND bidet!!
http://www.environmentalhomecenter.com/shop.mv?CatCode=PRODUCT&ProdCode=CAROMA_TOILET

Research about the dual flush from those wacky Canadians
http://www.cmhc-schl.gc.ca/publications/en/rh-pr/tech/02-124-e.html



And from my favorite environmental blog about totally random things:
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2005/03/dual_flush_toil_1.php




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And for any malodorous fumes in your bathroom, I always recommend
Citrus Magic. But I didn't realize that they made a holiday selection
of scents. Even though the makers of Citrus Magic recommend sending
the Warm Winter Sampler (Gingerbread Spice, Green Apple Spice,
Peppermint Candy, and Citrus Spice) toTeachers, caregivers, party
hosts, mail carriers, hair stylists, friends and relatives, I am
pretty sure that gingerbread spice air freshener should be in every
household in America.

http://www.citrusmagic.com/holiday2005.html

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This link has nothing to do with bathrooms, but it has to be
acknowledged:

http://cuteoverload.com/

Brought to you by SunAe

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This week's horoscopes go out to:

Carey and Steven

Bob and Russell

Michelle E

Sandy and George

Lynda

Alex

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Free Will Astrology
Horoscopes for week of December 15, 2005
By Rob Brezsny