Friday, February 2, 2007

Boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (2-2-07)

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You know how it's bad luck if a black cat crosses your path? Well, what does it mean when a person eating a slice of pizza crosses your path? For that matter, two people eating slices coming from different directions. What's weird is I am seeing a lot of people walking by eating a slice. Out in the New York air. Down the street. All hours. Eating and walking.

Now, it's been firmly established that I have germ issues. And I find an entire triangle of cheesy pizza to be essentially fly paper to the flying detritus of New York City. So, I still don't understand why I have seen so many people walking and eating pizza lately. And they aren't doing the New York fold either. They are just eating the point and going on in, exposing their slice to the elements.

I can see the appeal of pizza. I can see the appeal of walking. But walking and eating a slice of pizza is really beyond me. It's not hand-holding friendly like a pretzel or a hot dog. It's drippy and, if done right, greasy.

You know I am probably seeing more people eating pizza in the street because I am on a diet. Damn diet.

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This week's horoscopes go out to:
The Dave and Matt Show - thanks for the shout out! (Check them out!)
Saumya - see ya tonight!
Bob and Russell - big kiss!

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By Rob Brezsny
Horoscopes for week of February 1, 2007
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