I can't stand David Copperfield

David Copperfield Robbed at Gunpoint, says People magazine.

He says that he used sleight of hand to show the robbers that he had nothing in his pockets, when in actuality, he DID. TA DA!

Doesn't this story sound like a set up?

Mongolian Spots

Remind me to tell you about this later.

THIS is why online dating is a special, special thing...

Actual quote from a Nerve.com profile:

"Women are starting to bore me so I figured I'd give some women on this website a shot. Im quite a catch and spend my spare time stripping in the evenings."

recent itunes purchases

I think I am officially stuck in the 80s/early 90s.

Q0002 How Bizarre $0.99
Q0002 Sister Christian $0.99
Q0002 All Out of Love $0.99
Q0002 The One That You Love $0.99
Q0002 Even the Nights Are Better $0.99
Q0002 She Drives Me Crazy $0.99
Q0002 In a Big Country $0.99

What's new, pussycat? WOoOooOOAOOooAOOo! (4-21-06)

My friend Frun-Ae (name disguised to protect the not at all innocent) sent me this great site: OverheardintheOffice.com

My favorite so far:

12PM Lunch

African-American co-worker to Caucasian co-worker: You just walked a block through the ghetto to get some chicken? Did you get a five-piece and some biscuits? That's so black of you.

1555 Central Parkway
Cincinnati, Ohio

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I wish they would hurry up with the regenerated body parts because I need a new neck and some back parts.

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check out my blog http://girlladyfriend.blogspot.com

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This week's horoscopes go out to:
Sasha
The Marthas and Ky and all the good women in the Book Club
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUSSELL!

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Printed from Free Will Astrology
Horoscopes for week of April 20, 2006
By Rob Brezsny
© 1995-2004, Rob Brezsny. All rights reserved.

Dog Steals Sandwich; film at 11

God, I can't get enough of Cuteoverload.com! This photo is from that site. Look at this dog! Just look!!!

YO YO YO YO, what up??

dogs_sweaters_1
Originally uploaded by ilovermont.

from cuteoverload.com

There's Frori in her cave element! SO COOL!

Lori at Mogao Grottoes

It's only when I turn my head this way that it hurts... (4-12-06)

My friend Lori Wong is the coolest person I know. She is an art conservator for the Getty Institute out in LA (in trade for the beautiful weather, they punish you with the driving) and has worked on the Mogao Grottoes, a World Heritage Site on the Silk Road. The Grottoes are located near the ancient town of Dunhuang in northwestern China. According to the Web site: "Dating from the fourth to the fourteenth centuries, the ancient Buddhist site contains 492 decorated caves temples excavated into 1.6 kilometers of cliff face. The site includes some 45,000 square meters of wall paintings and over 2,400 polychromed sculptures comprising the largest body of Buddhist art in China."

And Lori has been working on this conservation project!!!! How cool is that????!!!!

So check out the video on the GCI's project at the Mogao Grottoes.



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My friends Dave and Matt have a podcast called, The Dave and Matt Show. In Episode 7, they mentioned me and a comment I made about Episode 6. And I have no comment to make about my alleged couch sniffing problem. Check out their Web site.


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Check out my blog: http://girlladyfriend.blogspot.com/

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This week's horoscopes go out to:
Yvette
Sandy
Sasha, Beth and Tasha
Alex
The Marthas and Martha's mom

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Check out your weekly horoscopes at Free Will Astrology
Horoscopes for week of April 13, 2006
By Rob Brezsny
(c) 1995-2004, Rob Brezsny. All rights reserved.

All the leaves aren't brown and the sky isn't grey...

I know Spring is near because I actually want to see my friends and go outside.

I also want to drinks PIMMS [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pimms]. That's a sure sign that warm weather is coming...