All of you should know by now that I am a star whore and have a subscription to People magazine. However, I stopped paying the real prices and bought a subscription to it online via e-bay (Thanks for the tip, Annie!). Much cheaper. So this week, I am going to update you on all of the star news that I think is important.
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According to BET:
WHITNEY ON THE LOOSE
The tabloids are claiming that WHITNEY HOUSTON is on the loose. The rumor is that HOUSTON ran away from rehab in the middle of the night after having had enough. Ironically, they say all HOUSTON did was chain smoke Newport cigarettes, relaxed a lot and denied being an addict. WHITNEY was rumored to have checked herself into a hotel in Newport Beach, Calif. WHITNEY, go back to rehab girl!
And I totally agree. GO BACK TO REHAB, GIRL!
http://www.bet.com/Music/LOOSE+LIPS+10.htm?Referrer=%7B140E87E8-DD65-42E4-91FD-F8D7225C7C54%7D
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PAUL MCCARTNEY and wife split!
As if we didn't see this one coming. As I told my friend Annie, she has a chance with PAUL now, but HEATHER, PAUL's soon-to-be ex-wife, didn't sign a prenup -- so PAUL may potentially have only $1.125 billion instead of $1.5 billion. Annie, I hope you can live with a poorer PAUL.
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NICOLE KIDMAN and KEITH URBAN (who?) are engaged!
Well double DUH. The girl has been wearing the largest diamond rings on her left hand for months now.
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And now for some local news:
While cooking some bacon this weekend, bacon grease sputtered through the splatter screen and landed in MICHELLE PARK's right eye. It was only a small amount of grease, but enough to cause a lot of blinking. After calling her friend DR. SANDY LEE, who resides in Los Angeles, CA, MICHELLE applied lots of eye ointment and drops. Luckily, MICHELLE is doing much better and takes this episode as a sign to always order bacon out, never cook it at home.
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This week's horoscopes go out to:
My nephew GRAHAM, feel better!
Happy Belated Birthday to MIKE C.
JEN, JESS, ISSAC, PHILLIP, CARMELA: can't wait for the 4th!
ANNIE AND DABNEY: safe travels!
DR. SANDY, thanks for the eye advice!
GOBI -- S.P.O.C. -- send photos of CHILD!
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Check out your Free Will Astrology Horoscopes for week of May 18, 2006
By ROB BREZSNY
© 1995-2004, Rob Brezsny. All rights reserved.
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