Beans should come with warning labels.
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T-Shirts with Quotes Are Getting Annoying:
Guy in t-shirt that said: HALF MAN, HALF HORSE
Guy in t-shirt that said: Tennis players have FUZZY BALLS
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THIS IS WHY I LOVE MY CRACKBERRY:
5/18/2006 @ 9:11 AM
FROM: Michelle Park
BCC: [undisclosed recipients]
SUBJ: OMG
I am sitting on this acela and HENRY KISSINGER is sitting across from me!!!!!!!!!!!
And if you arer wondering, I am in first class - train was sold out.
Damn, I wish I had my sharpie - I would get him to sign my blackberry!
05/18/2006 09:15 AM
FROM: Michelle Park
BCC: [undisclosed recipients]
RE: Omg
And he really talks like that!!!!!!!
05/18/2006 09:44 AM
FROM: Michelle Park
BCC: [undisclosed recipients]
RE: Omg
Seriously - and he is a loud talker. You could hear his deep voice pretty much all over the car. I guess if you are HK you might as well tallk as loud as you want.
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I really wish I took a picture of me and Henry Kissinger. But I didn't want to bother him. I mean, the man is 83. However, I guess staring at him for an hour is about as intrusive as getting a photograph or signature.
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This week's horoscopes go out to:
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DR. CYNTHIA SINHA
Good to see you for 10 hours, MICHELLE ERTISCHEK
Hope your tongue feels better, RENEE ERTISCHEK
Wonderful seeing you for dinner, DIANE FRAKE
Welcome back, ANN MANUBAY AND DABNEY FRAKE
Super seeing you for dinner, RUSSELL FROST
Congrats on passing your test, DR. MIKE
Glad you feel better, GRAHAM PARK
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Horoscopes for week of May 25, 2006
By Rob Brezsny
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