Lookey what happens when I actually plan ahead... (12-14-06)

BEST HEADLINE OF THE WEEK: He was naked, on crack and in alligator's mouth

Contributed by Ashlee


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My friend Mike C. is a member of a beer pong group called the Mudbutts (don't ask). Well, Mike and his pals are actually making it up the beer pong ranks and making a name for themselves. They are actually going to the Beer Pong Nationals in Vegas. So let's hear it for the Mudbutts (euw)!!!!!!



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You know, I forgot to mention that the same weekend my door was being bashed in by the NYC fire department, my father's office was broken into by banditos. No, not banditos, but someone or some people who had a grievance with my father. We think it is someone with a grievance because all they took were the TV, DVD, computer and children's vaccines from the Vaccines for Children program. Weird, huh? They didn't take the prescription pads. They didn't take the medication samples in the locked (which they opened) closets. They didn't take any of the other electronic equipment. Just a couple of things...AND SOME VACCINES. So strange. But I figure that people in FL are just generally strange because it's so hot down there and people marry their first cousins...

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This week's horoscopes go out to:
Russell and Bob
Annie, Dabney and Fiedler
Nichole
Sandy
Sasha, Tasha and Minnie
Lisa D and Christine G
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Horoscopes for week of December 14, 2006
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A door perchance to lock!

Finally, the door is final! Of course, it's primed and needs to be painted, but I finally have a deadbolt on the door!!! Deadbolt and chain lock! YEA!

Better late than never

So my landlord has installed a new door (2" smaller than my previous door) and plastered everything up. (I am convinced that my entire building is now just made of plaster. Everytime there is damage, they just plaster it up. I bet you my apartment was 20 square foot larger when the building was first built, but the plaster has just made everything smaller. Soon, I will have to crawl through a plaster tunnel to get into my apartment. I wouldn't be surprised if that really did happen. However I am rent stabilized so I don't really care that much.)

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This week's horoscopes go out to:
Annie and Dabney
Ashley and Dave
Jen and bro Bill
Fiedler
Bob and Russell
Yvette
Happy Birthday D and Matt!

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