BEST HEADLINE OF THE WEEK: He was naked, on crack and in alligator's mouth
Contributed by Ashlee
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My friend Mike C. is a member of a beer pong group called the Mudbutts (don't ask). Well, Mike and his pals are actually making it up the beer pong ranks and making a name for themselves. They are actually going to the Beer Pong Nationals in Vegas. So let's hear it for the Mudbutts (euw)!!!!!!
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You know, I forgot to mention that the same weekend my door was being bashed in by the NYC fire department, my father's office was broken into by banditos. No, not banditos, but someone or some people who had a grievance with my father. We think it is someone with a grievance because all they took were the TV, DVD, computer and children's vaccines from the Vaccines for Children program. Weird, huh? They didn't take the prescription pads. They didn't take the medication samples in the locked (which they opened) closets. They didn't take any of the other electronic equipment. Just a couple of things...AND SOME VACCINES. So strange. But I figure that people in FL are just generally strange because it's so hot down there and people marry their first cousins...
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This week's horoscopes go out to:
Russell and Bob
Annie, Dabney and Fiedler
Nichole
Sandy
Sasha, Tasha and Minnie
Lisa D and Christine G
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Horoscopes for week of December 14, 2006
By Rob Brezsny
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