Peanut butter is a precious commodity.

Further proof my OCD for cleanliness has waned: a tablespoon of peanut butter (don't judge) which was on a fork (had no spoons) and on its way to my mouth drooped and then dropped on the front of my dress.  And then while trying to pick up this blob of peanut butter I accidentally flung it onto my desk (note I was at work). I then picked it up with fingers and ate it. I held back from licking the table. Now that I am reading this I feel a little sick. :)