Thursday, March 24, 2005

Hello my name is Haiku and I like to write po-ems... (3/24/05)

HAIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!
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HAIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!
HAIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!
HAIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!
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HAIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!
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Due by March 31 to
girlladyfriend@gmail.com
This year’s contest’s theme is: Corporate Toilet Paper
Regulations: Submit as many haikus as you want. All haikus must be in 5-7-5 metric format, which is a 17-syllable verse form consisting of three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 syllables.

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I apologize in advance if I have ever started talking to you and then slowly walked away without any resolution to the conversation. I never really realized I did that until I was chit-chatting with a neighbor in my building. He just moved in and we were just trading quick thoughts about something or other. Most probably about the crappy building we put up with because we are rent stabilized. Anyway, I thought our conversation was done and instead of me saying, “OK, nice meeting you, gotta go,” I just sort of walked away. How rude! I was obviously raised by wolves. They are nice, well-meaning wolves, but wolves nonetheless.

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This week’s horoscopes go out to:
Bob and Russell
Cynthia
Annie of the raccoon eyes
Audrey F.

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