Thursday, June 25, 2009

advertising has reached new lows...


BK's new ad campaign...


















Hardee's new ad campaign

Wow, my salary would be dinky in IWA, but...

Find out how far your salary would go in another US city.

For me:
If you move from New York (Manhattan), NY to Des Moines, IA....
Groceries will cost: 38% less
Housing will cost: 79% less
Utilities will cost: 42% less
Transportation will cost: 22% less
Healthcare will cost: 31% less

If you move from New York (Manhattan), NY to Los Angeles-Long Beach, CA....
Groceries will cost: 23% less
Housing will cost: 39% less Utilities will cost: 47% less
Transportation will cost: 7% less
Healthcare will cost: 17% less

If you move from New York (Manhattan), NY to Orlando, FL....
Groceries will cost: 30% less
Housing will cost: 78% less
Utilities will cost: 39% less
Transportation will cost: 14% less
Healthcare will cost: 26% less

If you move from New York (Manhattan), NY to Washington-Arlington-Alexandria, DC-VA....
Groceries will cost: 24% less
Housing will cost: 46% less
Utilities will cost: 42% less
Transportation will cost: 12% less
Healthcare will cost: 20% less

Monday, June 22, 2009

I STILL HATE VONAGE

Dear MP,

Thank you for contacting Vonage, the award winning digital phone service!

I understand that you are concerned about the Disconnection fee.

I can only imagine how frustrated you must be with us at this point. My sincere apologies for the time you have spent dealing with this issue.

I checked our records and found that you have disconnected your account on Jun 22, 2009. which is outside our 30 day Money Back Guarantee period. Hence you have been charged for the disconnection fee and rebate recovery fee.

I understand how you can be upset these fees being incurred. However; I would like to explain why we assess these charges. These fees cover the costs associated with disconnecting your account including, deprovisioning your account, returning the phone number to our carriers, and any cost of porting out of your number.

If you have any questions, your Vonage team is available to assist you 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Contact us whenever and however it suits you!

- On-Line Support Center at http://www.vonage.com/support.php
- Contact Us at http://www.vonage.com/help_contactus.php
- Or call Toll-Free at 1-VONAGE-HELP (1-866-243-4357)

If you call us for Technical Support, in order for our highly trained specialists to successfully assist you, it is highly recommended that you are near the Vonage phone adapter you are calling about and in the location you intend to use your Vonage service.

Thanks again for choosing Vonage, a better phone service for less!

Sincerely,

Karthi
Vonage Customer Care

> [Mon. Jun. 22 22:02:48 2009]:
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> First Name: M
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> Last Name: P
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> Email:
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> Account Number:
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> Vonage Phone Number:
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> Phone Adapter: Vonage V-Portal
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> Detailed Description of Inquiry:
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> I think your cancellation fees are ridiculous especially considering
> the millions, like me, who are unemployed and have to cancel
> service due to financial hardship. Companies like Vonage are
> making the lives of the unemployed much harder than it should be
> and already is. Please lower your cancellation fees and waive them
> for those who are unemployed. In these times and with those
> cancellation charges, Vonage is an unfeeling corporate giant.
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I HATE VONAGE

So, I have been unemployed since October. It's rough out there, but companies like Vonage are making it worse for the unemployed. I was having major DSL problems and had to disconnect my DSL. No DSL means no VoIP. Well, because I was canceling service before my year contract was up (and who knew I was signing a year contract? The tiny print did, that's who), Vonage wanted to charge me a cancellation fee of $40, cost of the device ($80), and taxes. WHAAAA? I am UNEMPLOYED. Vonage thinks that cheapskates who sign up for their $24/mo hoax can afford a cancellation fee of $130+? I AM UNEMPLOYED. Total insanity, especially in today's marketplace.

So I declare war with Vonage. I may be an unemployed PR exec, but I am going to be Vonage's worst nightmare. Why? I am an unemployed PR exec with lots of social media skills and TIME ON HER HANDS.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

obsession

My friend Frob looked at my blog recently and quietly noted that I pretty much only write about pets and food.

SO? I don't think that's a PROBLEM. No problem here!

Best title evah!

"Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us"
This title is the best! The first time I heard of Paula Deen was when my friend Frate Frarnock made me Gorilla Bread. It was a Paula Deen recipe and it had:
  • 1/2 cup granulated sugar
  • 3 teaspoons cinnamon
  • 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter
  • 1 cup packed brown sugar
  • 1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese
  • 2 (12-ounce) cans refrigerated biscuits (10 count)
  • 1 1/2 cups coarsely chopped walnuts
I thought Frate was trying to kill me. And now I know - Paula Deen really does want to kill us. I heard her on "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" and she said her son created a hamburger that uses Krispy Kreme doughnuts as a bun. A BUN!!!!! It's called the Lady's Brunch Burger recipe.

KEELING US softly with her love.....


SOON DUBU THIS!


Robyn is one of my favorite bloggers (The Girl Who Ate Everything) and she writes for Serious Eats. My favorite blogger has now written about my favorite food, soondubu chigae. Lord have mercy!

Photo by Robyn.

AsianPoses.com


Asian Poses.com HILARIOUS! I plan to be doing more of these poses in the future.

Photo from Carol at AsianPoses.com

IN MAH BELLEH!

I LARB LARB.

Photo and story from NY Times.

i want to go to there


Le Relais de Venise L’Entrecote

590 Lexington Ave, New York NY 10022); (212) 758-3989; relaisdevenise.com

Photo from Serious Eats

threadless baking contest


Threadless t-shirts is having a baked goods contest. How awesome is that.

From Serious Eats

Thursday, June 4, 2009

cravings

2 thoughts: I can't get enough of Amy's Bread's chocolate sticks. Essentially a focaccia like breadstick with bits of good chocolate in it. so good. so good.

and google reader - too addictive. I tend to get overwhelmed by the amount of posts from other sites. I am not sure if I can handle checking g-reader every 5 minutes. If I don't check every 5 minutes, I end up with 100 posts to read at the end of the day.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

STAB! STAB! STAB!


A pen that can be used for stabbing! Perfect for your favorite Wellesley grad!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

UP!

Go see it! So good! I loved it! I loved it! I loved it! Not as good as Nemo, but just as good, but different! I loved it!

Wall Divides East and West Sides of Cosmic Metropolis: The largest region of star formation in the nearby galaxy M33.

what's that sound?

i just heard thunder. and if I could see more than the building across the alley, I probably would have seen lightning. But of course that building blocks all light so that would be impossible.

Monday, June 1, 2009

house note

giant bigfoot stomping from somewhere. could be from next door's construction but it sounds like it's coming from upstairs. hm.