So this guy at work was telling us how he spent the night at a friend's up in Harlem and he was walking to the subway on his way to work. He was dragging his feet, major caffeine-withdrawal, when this homeless man shouted,
"WAKE UP, SLEEP CRACKER! IT'S TIME TO GO TO WORK!"
And just because I want to know, I googled the phrase in Blog Search and found out that it got in Overheard in New York!
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Can you believe Pamela Anderson is marrying Kid Rock? Marrying him. Of course, it could be trrrruuuuuuuuuu lurrrve.
I bet seven months, $15 down.
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I have been spending 12-14 hours at work for the last two weeks. Bring on the sympathy.
And the end won't be near until August 19. Pray that August 19 comes fast. Real fast.
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This week's horoscopes go out to:
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, BOB
MANY THANKS TO YVETTE (thanks for my keys!!!)
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Free Will Astrology
Horoscopes for week of July 20, 2006
By Rob Brezsny
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