The REAL Truth About Women

I was re-reading some of my old posts and came upon one which I think I will revive:

The REAL Truth About Women.

Women have many hidden secrets. We are an illusive group. But I am opening the secrets to our world to you men now so that you can understand what we as a group go through to assimilate in today's society. Following are a few facts that you, as men, just never knew:


Fact #252:  We didn't come Adam's rib.  That's physically impossible.  And ridiculous.  He came from OUR uterus. Think on that.


Fact #3,002,545:  We use fingernail polish to signal to our alien home ship which is hovering above the Earth in an undisclosed location.  See? This is what happens when NASA stops sending people into space.