CATURDAY!

Step 1.  Make arrangements to meet Fryvette to go to ASPCA

Step 2.  Get on Express Bus to get to general ASPCA vicinity

Step 3. Start getting really giddy

Step 4.  Oddly hands are shaking a big

Step 5.  Meet Fryvette and have a leisurely lunch at an organic/vegetarian/vegan restaurant.  If you know me, you know how weird that is.

Step 6.  Go to ASPCA

Step 7.  Go through process and start meeting the cats.

Step 8.  Meet Kyle.  A "Lovebug" as categorized by the ASPCA Match system.  

Step 9.  Fall in love.

Step 10. Learn all about Kyle's inflammatory bowel disorder and realize you found a cat that is pretty much has the same medical issues that you have.

Step 11.  Adopt Kyle.

Step 12.  Change name to Boo Radley.

Step 13.  Bring Boo home in taxi.

Step 14.  Lock Boo in bathroom as instructed by ASPCA.

Step 15.  Realize you have to go to the bathroom and while opening the door, Boo gets out.

Step 16.  After you go to the bathroom, catch Boo and stick him in the bathroom. 

Step 17.  Sit down to watch tv but realize the cable box is dark.  Look behind tv and see that cable cord somehow got removed from the strip.  Think, "That's odd" and replug cable box.

Step 18.  Sit down and realize Boo unplugged your cable box, but none of the other electronic devices.  

Step 19.  Wonder what you've gotten yourself into - but in a good way :)